Good news everyone: This high school’s mystery pooper was caught, and in a shocking twist, it was the superintendent from a completely different district.
A high school football field and track in New Jersey has been defiled with human feces “on a daily basis,” according to local policeNJ.com reports track coaches and staff have found the poop “on or near” the fields at Holmdel High School. Gross.
After installing surveillance cameras, the police spotted the alleged crappy culprit: Kenilworth school superintendent Thomas Tramaglini. He had gone out on the track for a morning jog (and dump) and was caught in the act. According to Ashbury Park Press, “the alleged discharge of bodily waste” happened at 5:45 a.m. on Monday. He was arrested and charged with lewdness and public defecation shortly after. Read more…
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Turns out this high school's mystery pooper is a different district's superintendent